Went to work at 4 expecting a 1-2 hour shift. Got off at 12:45 am, still had two lab reports to write, had an upset stomach, cuts up and down my arms and shoulders, and the back of a 65 year old.

Nothing that sleep and appreciation of the good in my day can’t solve!

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Lily Allen | SHEEZUS

Riri (Rihanna) is’nt scared of Katy Perry’s roaring, Queen B’s gone back to the drawing, Lorde smells blood, yeah, she’s about to slay you, kid ain’t one to fuck with, when she’s only on her debut. We’re all watching Gaga lolohaha, dying for the art, so really she’s a martyr, 2nd best will never cut it for the divas, give me that crown, bitch. I WANNA BE SHEEZUS.”


my hopes for season two of orange is the new black:

  • the word ‘bisexual’


do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands

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I will never not reblog this

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I think you’re cute

cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm

I just want to lay on the floor in the hall with my feet up the wall and just chat with each friend that I’ve gotten separated from over the years.

I want ten undivided minutes of your attention while in a compromising yet surprisingly comfortable position.